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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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& H# Q8 f' V) G' Z5 t Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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: K* R; F. \( q" I! q$ K* ~ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ; I9 R: S; x+ i* C, v
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. _/ v" E4 m, u3 D: N. x She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " Y& q% f. v9 E8 C! Q
# J/ L2 C+ M2 w Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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$ Z) F6 {7 N: g- b Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 r" P% c1 w5 ]& K$ A' P
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' J+ T* n: \1 [ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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6 m5 r9 P2 K! q t7 V. O Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, - E0 o- W+ N3 b) l
+ I* d w# O) E 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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