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& ^& r, i5 Z2 F0 S* GWhy did God make mothers?1 M) _0 ~; Q4 B. x4 @
# |; h# `2 T; }6 Z: S X1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
+ c, w9 t* K g; l2. Mostly to clean the house. ( a! f' D, T5 o: h0 d0 r9 {9 X
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. & l* e; s& x; g8 t a
0 Y% F/ v b c0 W2 L8 K% r5 WHow did God make mothers? 3 j! A' ^! V' m( b+ i0 u" j
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.0 y& l) z: x7 H4 ~" v j; S
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
1 _. k0 U5 l* R, H+ s3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 1 l- o& t+ R, p* m v* w, ]8 o
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
x2 Z+ y& ~% u. F( r r1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 3 Q @/ A6 ]/ S6 ^
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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- R' L; g4 l* G& s# RWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
* T' J/ W4 x4 ]0 I1. We're related.3 Q0 x: t7 w8 u5 A0 [3 V4 }
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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. B/ h$ x; G1 n3 ?9 q- K0 s9 ]What kind of little girl was your mom?
/ M' h; h6 y- Q" ]1 N _" S1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. # @; s' _, a2 V0 \+ ]) U
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3 Y, ~; R+ u+ b0 c1 G) v
3. They say she used to be nice. ) U& q) U$ B- p& V& ~& m5 }$ g5 `
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? # H3 q$ E# @) z, V
1. His last name.
9 r j8 o/ d) y) l" g* f2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?+ C( H+ k8 V' B" L
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 9 X& |9 Y9 ^" O
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Why did your mom marry your dad? ! I: \/ C1 n$ v; Z. A4 i1 U
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
" ^7 Y. t4 B) p2 D2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
$ p U* _2 B, w" g& Y% B$ {2 Z7 Y' W3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? , D! ? C; f/ e! y6 _
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
9 _; V h( \3 p$ L2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed./ H$ J9 P/ J, {8 s' J
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ) b2 c" v' E1 Q p. B4 u$ u
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
+ H9 |9 K& c( j/ R6 L$ ]# Q1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
" C2 [ F% r7 x; a' O2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
) M. q" @& Z6 x% W0 c, T3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
9 F8 S2 q3 f# D. H+ l4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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- \- Z" h- n) ?# }' `What does your mom do in her spare time?
& Q% B. p" y$ D$ e" ]- k( V0 m1. Mothers don't do spare time.: s- z/ F) v5 F7 J6 G/ q9 M
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. # J5 |6 \9 i& X
* O W7 s% ?/ t3 HWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 4 H: Y/ t# }8 t. e
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
1 R( ]) O8 F) v2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
& o, p. p' g4 |7 c0 ^7 l1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. * s0 s% P- y; E, m2 e$ v- I \
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
% T) c, c9 @- \+ N& w2 X) q r3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. . P+ E' w" Q- `' D) O
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