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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 L% {9 q* I+ ?( lMARIA: Here it is.
+ _: h/ d5 r7 fTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- O& D, Y( e, |' e! T; ]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: Z; i: D% @, xJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 b8 |/ I# w) u3 N# O: s
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5 j# F! U* m; b n! G, `1 f# |TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# `$ Q& T6 U8 N; q1 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 D& [, e* A% K2 m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. B# ^/ U8 P/ n/ Z: kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ f( a0 G( E( P/ X5 F
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
. z: @1 E( D/ y3 wTEACHER: What are you talking about?
; F2 P4 X, ?* J: n, {. LDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; O/ c5 M0 y( x, G+ ]
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 d# @5 [- G( X: \WINNIE: Me!% H" `* v1 l1 k1 ~9 R& o& M
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+ \! |3 K$ x+ ^# Q; n. C* F: KTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# a6 h3 w$ P2 d+ ]2 B# cGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ J" e( a" J% QMILLIE: I is..9 P/ ]) o+ u* d0 a
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') V5 ]9 g: \( C
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ v* _7 r( P8 b0 |1 I
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' U4 a& I4 b4 ^2 X& N/ e7 t- A3 Y. gLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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/ O; z4 V' b! Q9 u) e" M; [+ |2 ^TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ t% y: Z; ~' a6 V+ b- z3 MSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; s; u8 n' }2 N) m# m% rCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* b: Q) \9 a' V. }0 ?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 ?. N% i4 |8 qHAROLD: A teacher 4 }( k5 V# R5 v& i- y$ _! A2 Y1 x
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