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Spring is officially coming today!% p* U, q; O- z
/ j% a9 s* u! }8 ?The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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: ~+ t/ g# m' h) KSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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! s0 W& q. M6 K& ^4 |# F hThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."+ A I8 R O# m
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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" y4 \/ u& S5 t8 \. x8 qThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
2 j2 k& v$ S7 x1 a# \' xEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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2 O: z: \1 C" f* u- u3 CThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' s9 D+ ~- }. S7 n2 Q) F
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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