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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
N8 b1 {% k1 B qSnape: Who is it?
' ]" T( }+ s: Q, gVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 a; ^( B- _+ L+ @/ {+ Q8 h
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
' O' W6 l' t: R# j$ r9 M( M* XVoldemort: You-know-who! & i! g* O0 O7 \: j. ~2 [
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
0 W+ A+ W/ |5 [7 J8 b; }- BVoldemort: The dark Lord! * g0 j/ U7 Q' b* }+ b0 g" P
Snape: Sauron???
3 W8 L* P8 V+ D- _( x% P {Voldemort: The other one... $ H% B9 b) m2 l+ `$ X. n- T% K
Snape: Darth Vader???
* l$ b3 r" q: @! vVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 9 P$ B8 g; I# ]. O- G3 k) Z
Snape: Hermione???? # [8 R9 T" d9 J" z- b1 q- F
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. m! i5 |+ x5 ^' Q# {Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ! T+ n2 r+ x" Q% \( T8 e. K5 s5 m
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
9 |0 Y+ ^+ W8 q7 \Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
) c$ d* u, q& V# o4 y; R1 i cSnape: So Harry is my brother? 6 a( G% Q+ F# x! B- N8 q( P4 U
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
' N7 y P$ V6 M) ?$ n) Q bSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
1 g7 p1 U$ Y/ I# m5 sVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 8 W& r& n, c( R9 p* P0 T
Snape: Okay, no problem!- W. l/ p1 ] G: H7 L
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Severus: What's that?
/ T1 C- y6 X+ fHarry: Your cauldron. 4 I3 X# b% h' s7 d# C4 q
Severus: What's a cauldron? 6 y7 K( t- l/ r8 h7 F% m$ n3 x
Harry: Dunno. 5 k( n( ]2 `0 i- q( `' {
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 8 z- `4 e1 V: k8 B7 u6 ~0 C; N
Harry: Yeah. + P' I) N( L* }0 I: P( J
Severus: You first. j, [/ D" i9 O% A; Z; M
Harry: It's delicious.
/ ~- l+ i0 h* D! t0 W& k# ]Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!8 u: T$ V$ K/ o$ C' I, k
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