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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) b* `$ \" J% Z0 \
MARIA: Here it is.
0 R+ U. T4 Q) @- k# ^TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 R% x7 q! y1 m4 H6 C6 W0 K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., r) O$ P9 R0 ~, z
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 v; _8 Z7 u* a( |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; P' m4 `& o8 I/ b/ @
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% i- w. [7 ]. e* x4 g, l9 N" b
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- H ]" y1 Y; t7 u1 c( ~0 U
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" ?' U) T) Y% GTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 F6 q. X. T4 \7 KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; i4 U5 G' J, S/ T3 a) |GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' ?$ T# T( e7 D# B7 V/ X3 g& Q% jTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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4 a" e# T. T; ^# B& @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* A/ p1 g# }/ G( N# r' @9 a. J( z IMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 J+ a. e' C& l# v$ Z% T
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 i% b0 {" {: x& p- k) ^6 n1 {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 a! K1 M5 o7 s" _# T' D! VSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 e5 @2 M# ^1 n: B
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. D& _) L8 r: @6 ~ s4 r4 c6 {CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: l) Z: M! Y9 C# V/ p# h# c3 o
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7 {/ l; `6 w& V) f. nTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" j6 `! S: `% T: f* |
HAROLD: A teacher . S+ J; J: B8 V3 n" M
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