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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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% s* M" r; v! D8 ?5 r- w& r. TAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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+ E0 h1 V1 I0 v! ^ mSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 k3 B; o, ~, n S
; v1 t/ y [5 A0 b5 ]& n2 Q) ~The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."9 [# _1 ]. G [
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.8 ^% d5 o8 x5 l* ?- q% Z
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., v9 P. P/ \9 m8 j0 S
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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