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Who Enjoy Sex More A Man or A Women ?

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发表于 2006-4-3 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male - female issues. 6 Z, @9 n/ t8 i
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The flirting continued for more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
: L; e( q1 H: e$ u7 k" w1 ?The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we are so obsessed with getting laid?”
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7 y* J2 D4 D$ N. [8 O* i- zHe then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the man was finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response. "That doesn't prove anything," & \: g+ \* a! ^# _7 q- g# x

$ {1 f+ c" Q$ t* Q$ Tthe woman countered. "Think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?
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发表于 2006-4-3 16:25 | 显示全部楼层
haha!
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发表于 2006-4-3 17:45 | 显示全部楼层
"Men obviously enjoy sex more than women
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发表于 2006-4-3 17:47 | 显示全部楼层
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itchy ear  enjoys sex more than  your finger
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发表于 2006-4-3 22:08 | 显示全部楼层
和子非鱼的挖鼻孔论有得一拼
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-4-3 22:10 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-3 21:08 发表% b: R7 ]9 h3 G9 u3 u% l
和子非鱼的挖鼻孔论有得一拼

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; S+ f( u2 C3 l- ]7 }2 J% }) {她那个喜欢挖到流血的
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发表于 2006-4-3 22:17 | 显示全部楼层
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to:八路
7 q" k1 W  Z6 u! G我已和你安插在国内的地下党接上头了,明天交易
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发表于 2006-4-3 22:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 balubalu 于 2006-4-3 21:10 发表
( O5 K4 k1 p) J! C* `3 v  y; x她那个喜欢挖到流血的
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watch out for where you put your finger.
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-4-3 22:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-3 21:17 发表
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& `3 x- Z: Z: O8 D& D# x我已和你安插在国内的地下党接上头了,明天交易

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; O3 o5 N6 u3 m: }8 M我知道啊, 你接头时我正在旁边听
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发表于 2006-4-4 12:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
How about the ear does not itche but the finger still gets in? How's that feeling?
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发表于 2006-4-4 14:22 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-4-4 11:43 发表
5 ?9 T# `% G8 T. AHow about the ear does not itche but the finger still gets in? How's that feeling?

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Now thats called raping...
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发表于 2006-4-4 22:26 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-4-4 11:43 发表
4 Q" N2 f; ^) {  X3 E. t5 OHow about the ear does not itche but the finger still gets in? How's that feeling?
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It is unfair to the finger when the ear only itches the finger can get it.
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发表于 2006-4-4 23:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-5 17:26 发表7 o1 ?, h! r) G& W+ {

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It is unfair to the finger when the ear only itches the finger can get it.

. E( J& t) u4 R6 N9 [, Z耳朵和手指因分工不同,而导致的社会阶级也不同.* `5 I8 G* {6 n& ?
这耳朵嘛,离首脑近,跟眼睛一样,属于中央情报局职能部门,如同美国FBI.4 y) T/ I0 `" [( \6 w: b
这手指么,属于手工作坊服务机构." Z; H, H+ A1 t! d1 m3 w& Y; D
因此, 你说的虽说属实,但也是无法改变的事实.,因为这世界上没有绝对的平等的.
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发表于 2006-4-5 02:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
痕,你就要,不痕,你就不要。不如转用电动的。
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发表于 2006-4-5 02:24 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-3 21:17 发表
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我已和你安插在国内的地下党接上头了,明天交易

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done
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-4-5 13:22 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-5 01:22 发表) E/ p1 y6 c" }' ?. D' r; U
痕,你就要,不痕,你就不要。不如转用电动的。
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# I* Q7 F& X9 d7 i 电动没有手指的好用, 电动的太干, 手指可以出汗润滑, 手指可以灵活转动, 哪里都可以挖, 防水防热, 电影院又用得, 坐车又用得, 冲凉又用得.  电动的没电时, 痕着找电池那是很痛苦的事情.
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-4-5 13:22 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 凡人 于 2006-4-5 01:24 发表
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done

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thx
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发表于 2006-4-5 19:57 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2006-4-5 19:58 | 显示全部楼层
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