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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
L/ u: [2 i& Z: s9 T, U. ` I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
, }* i+ ?# l9 Z* Y/ }, d; M8 S2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, B6 z U) w1 ^+ m3 m! Y: d7 a: _
Not is you’re a chicken.
C) [1 }2 Z- d, \9 F; D, k4 J$ B3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?$ d [. b% C; {9 s6 g
The outside.$ _8 [, w4 s" {
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
$ q! Q; g# |- L9 m3 ?4 v# t5 G. n Fry-day!3 G/ ]* b( q2 D( X1 {- A6 S! m0 ?
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?/ {/ [& N& N$ I1 ~
No idea.0 B# _, @5 Q2 g/ D( P+ ]* J. A# @0 g0 y
6.Why you go to bed?, b& H" i5 t, t" p8 \7 d% i& \
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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