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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
34有没有服输的时候?有没有打架败过阵?求分享!!
6 `) m3 p6 H1 i# F1 g; v3 W莫迭儿 发表于 2010-10-28 22:58
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应该没有把?哈哈哈,有也不记得了!哈哈哈哈哈
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& c; A3 x6 G+ V+ C6 s你三大爷说的好啊,俺们俩结婚这么多年,就从来没有听我跟他说过一句对不起,老是他跟我说。我说那活该,谁让我老是对的你老是错的呢?!
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发表于 2010-10-28 22:08 | 显示全部楼层
应该没有把?哈哈哈,有也不记得了!哈哈哈哈哈7 h; F# e( s* S) ?
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你三大爷说的好啊,俺们俩结婚这么多年,就从来没有听我跟他说过一句对不起,老是他跟我说。我说那活该,谁让我老是对的你老是错的呢?!# W$ W* I7 u/ \' c3 M; Y
三思 发表于 2010-10-28 23:01

( r" S+ X5 ?/ t! y6 U' q; ]你的嘴,死人都让你说活了啊!:); e# a! A4 \6 X, ^. Q
你从来没跟劳工儿子说过对不起吗?太坏了!bs ing
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:11 | 显示全部楼层
6)插播两条我妈的事迹
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# \+ M' F- @1 V" ^( }- s其实,我吵架在我们家行三,我妈第一,我妹第二,我属于第三位。
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就说我妈这次来加审查吧!三大爷可找着组织了,向我妈埋怨我,说我是trouble maker, 为了证明他证据雀作,他说:其实我们谈恋爱的时候她就这样,就爱捣乱,blablabla。咱妈淡定的问了一句:那你当初干吗还和她好要和她结婚啊?三大爷登时就愣在那里了,喃喃的说:good question, i have to think about it. 我乐得快背过气了!!!$ {2 k" z' c3 v  e( O" x+ ~9 d

  A7 D) h+ o- j/ Y9 w& z我妈临走的时候发表告别演说:我在你们家这些天,发现你们太浪费,就说手纸把,你们孩子上趟厕所用那么长的手纸,拉一次哪用的了那么多啊!?你们家手纸用的太快!三大爷不服,说:不用那么多擦不干净啊。咱妈义正言辞的说:那是你们技术不好!怎么着?你们这么大了,还要我教你们擦屁股阿?!那次是三大爷乐得背过气去了。
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发表于 2010-10-28 22:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
三大外婆更强!zh ch
+ g4 I/ S2 K9 i  }她他怎么沟通?你当翻译?
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:19 | 显示全部楼层
三大外婆更强!zh ch
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那当然了,我老公那点三角猫的中文,早送还给毛主席了!
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:21 | 显示全部楼层
你的嘴,死人都让你说活了啊!:)
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: b. ?8 v  }7 C2 H! k莫迭儿 发表于 2010-10-28 23:08
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给儿子肯定过,老说!跟老公应该也说过,但是很少,几乎属于记忆力搜不到。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:36 | 显示全部楼层
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友情提示:珍爱生意,远离楼主。
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是这么回事,我砍价也很可怕,你三大爷跟邻居说,我老婆是犹太人!我吹嘘自己的砍价成果的时候,你三大爷叹为观止后就会说:you sick!
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:37 | 显示全部楼层

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1 F" u: H9 @7 a1 W* ]- A7 z& w* O三大妈,我哭着求你:我上次从canadian tire买个东西想退,人家不给退,你帮我打个电话吧~! j. c, w& S+ ~8 X3 R9 Z* s  e1 p9 G
猪刀小试 发表于 2010-10-28 16:23

# x) m9 |) r7 S" Z我回头做个经验总结给你哈
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:39 | 显示全部楼层
这也得鸟语溜才行啊!要不她三姨您老人家再麻烦麻烦给翻译成鸟语,这才受用呢。8 h& G! x/ }1 j6 }
闲着发呆 发表于 2010-10-28 21:22

/ K% D. |# M$ Y( x$ P/ E! V9 P嗨,口语说完了哪记得住阿,其实语法什么的肯定是一塌糊涂阿,但是关键是idea阿。据说咱省的某个移民法官,法律公文都有语法错误,但是不妨碍人家做法官阿,关键是逻辑和idea。# B2 \3 b' l/ y: R# a
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我回头再说一个给学校提意见的事例吧,那个有文字记录。明儿吧,我今天睡觉了
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-28 22:43 | 显示全部楼层
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我讲as a whole的时候,别人老以为我讲粗口,下次,请3大妈指导一下这句的发音。" z1 y1 t8 j9 V$ j" ~
如花 发表于 2010-10-28 22:22
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asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2010-10-28 23:36 | 显示全部楼层
偶人笨不会打架,看这炉火纯青的打架功夫,爽!
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发表于 2010-10-29 03:59 | 显示全部楼层
三大妈个功夫是三大姥姥亲自传授的呀。
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发表于 2010-10-29 05:14 | 显示全部楼层
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asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole。。。。。。。。
. X8 B3 e; N. [" ?% Y& F  J6 }6 F三思 发表于 2010-10-28 23:43
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发表于 2010-10-29 06:03 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
应该没有把?哈哈哈,有也不记得了!哈哈哈哈哈
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你三大爷说的好啊,俺们俩结婚这么多年,就从来没有听我跟他说过一句对不起,老是他跟我说。我说那活该,谁让我老是对的你老是错的呢?!
* p, w5 [- o1 ~) ~) R' F4 X三思 发表于 2010-10-28 23:01

- E7 a4 T; \( S; j8 Z4 Y% ~; P5 B( |就凭这话,替三大爷罚你面壁三天1
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发表于 2010-10-29 07:56 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 听雪安妮 于 2010-10-29 09:47 编辑
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她三姨成立个帮会吧?寻求帮会保护的肯定得排队,不信问问今年被派了扫雪任务的PRESCHOOL的家长,她们肯定怀念有三大妈坐镇的日子
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:04 | 显示全部楼层
三大爷的名言:上次我跟你吵架后,出去开车兜风,我心里一个劲说,这次肯定是她错了!这次肯定是她错了!这次一定要她认错!可是车刚刚开在路上没两分钟,我忽然意识到, 我考!她是对的!那一霎那,我恨死了我自己,我怎么又错了???!!!
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沃土啊,三思成长的沃土!介么可耐、坦诚的男银!作为三思的娘家人,我们对他这种诚诚恳恳谦虚自检不求有功但求无过的国际合作主义态度表示高度的赞赏!
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:13 | 显示全部楼层
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三大妈,实在是太佩服你了,办班吧,学费不能低了~
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:14 | 显示全部楼层
6)插播两条我妈的事迹
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其实,我吵架在我们家行三,我妈第一,我妹第二,我属于第三位。
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4 q7 M( H$ x# W( b, M1 j 你不是一个人在战斗,这荣誉属于整个家族~
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:23 | 显示全部楼层
6)插播两条我妈的事迹8 Q+ [5 Z/ O2 L
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其实,我吵架在我们家行三,我妈第一,我妹第二,我属于第三位。
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就说我妈这次来加审查吧!三大爷可找着组织了,向我妈埋怨我,说我是trouble maker, 为了证明他证据雀作,他说:其实我 ...$ ~) C( c4 a! J
三思 发表于 2010-10-28 23:11
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" b' Y$ `' D9 \# Z2 Q; {, H" E你妈真给劲!
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
!你不出来当个律师或议员啥的,维护老百姓们的利益,真是太可惜了,遗憾!
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
友情提示:珍爱生意,远离楼主。
& D6 D$ l$ e- O0 b/ r  S翠花 发表于 2010-10-28 16:35
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:46 | 显示全部楼层
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三思是活的红颜祸水啊!2 q; Q. e) V" H5 a1 y) u
求三大爷电话,我男友再说我是Devil ,并憋成内伤时,请三大爷给他讲讲故事。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-29 08:55 | 显示全部楼层
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7) 社区工作
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这件事说起来比较复杂,我们社区有位元老,该大妈简直绝了,她几十年如一日的为了社区和政府做着艰苦卓绝的斗争,一般她老人家怒了,用她自己的话是:so i wrote a Naaaaasty letter to whowho, whowho, whowho (政府官员)。# v' J  ^4 k+ B: F9 G# P/ V( d

) k1 K6 T& Y/ [( _我们俩前一阵镖上了,一起在社区开展一些活动。结果我们忙了一通,教练请好了,广告打出去了,到了open house前一天,竟然被告知我们预定的gym没有定上!简单说,定gym要和两个部分合作,一个是Public School Board,一个是City of Edmonton. 这里头的失误,第一是我没有得到确定,第二也是最关键的,属于官僚误事,因为他们的预定环节非常混乱,也没有认真负责。7 G; B  h; v+ z9 I* U$ ?1 q
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我俩一听傻眼了,元老说了,这次你来吧,给这帮官僚主义发一封Naaaaasty letter! 我就连夜写了一封长信,抄送给相关人士和部门所有领导阶层。
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第二天一早,据说public school board和city of edmonton相关部门炸了锅了,召开紧急会议,中午之前给了我们答复,说你到底要啥时间段?能给都给你!
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* \9 u9 {2 ^$ c, g# ^& a当天晚上,我们的open house如期召开,我们邀请的议员,trustee等等纷纷发言,对我们的活动高度评价。当天出席的还有这两个政府部门的官员,我是左右丰盈,上去先拥抱,对我引发的stir up 表示抱歉,其实心说,你们活该!当天我就扪心自问,我太油菜了,不当老鸨真是亏了我的天份!
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发表于 2010-10-29 08:59 | 显示全部楼层
你家老二,正在奋起直追。
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发表于 2010-10-29 09:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
偶人笨不会打架,看这炉火纯青的打架功夫,爽!
/ h- z1 O1 p2 @" U3 F万年小腰 发表于 2010-10-29 00:36
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发表于 2010-10-29 09:05 | 显示全部楼层
53# 三思
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"不当老鸨真是亏了我的天份!" 34当老鸨!
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-29 09:06 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 三思 于 2010-10-29 10:15 编辑 2 R" w1 Q# D6 X, W

/ F. c5 d4 f6 ^8 i: L/ V7 \附我的naaaaaasty letter, 其实我写的不算nasty, 算软硬兼施吧。关键名字省略。大家就别纠缠我的语法错误了,肯定是大大的。
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& K% B. L+ h( G- H5 Z5 n+ n% N! S基本意思就是:我们明天就开open house了,今天才发现,时间没定上,要定必须等很长时间,还要多花钱。我们一不能等,二没钱,而且这个活动不能取消。我们自己虽然有失误,但是更大的失误是你们的官僚主义!这次活动我们请了很多议员,学校,团体,还有电视台,请你们赶紧解决吧 (言外之意,不开open house, 我们就改开媒体见面会,新闻发布会!); d, P9 }3 }' e. R; g' f/ ]" `
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特此对翠花表示感谢,一说有电视台来,议员们都被打了鸡血一样热情,太他妈给劲了!- ?- J9 m! f9 [/ ~

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As many of you know, XX Community is kicking off a new series of programs, and many of you are coming to the Open House and Registration Night on Jan28th. Now we have a problem with booking additional time at XXX school and I am seeking help from all of you. I’d like to point out hereby that out of the 5 programs in question, 3 of them are programs that we are hosting in cooperation with the City of Edmonton.
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In brief, we have set up the programs schedule and sent out advertising to 5000 homes, but was informed today that we need to pay $38 per hour for that additional time, and restart the request process which we were advised at the beginning that this would take1 day to 1 week. Today we were told that this process could take 1-2 weeks to have it approved.
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We have 50 VIPs coming including CouncilorXX, XX and MLA XX's representative, people coming from other communities, organizations, schools and churches. We also have media people from XXX TV station coming. On top of that, we sent out a mass mail out with invitation to 5000 homes in our area. We have spent considerable time and money organizing this event. As you can see, it is impossible for us to cancel the event and we can not cancel the registration for these programs either. Moreover, we can not afford to pay $38 per hour since we are already subsidizing the program out of community league’s money. (Please find the attached on Program flyers to check out our low price of the program). : k6 ?1 n! z$ U( z
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Have we made any mistakes? Yes, we have. As outlined below, I have apologized and still apologize for my misunderstanding of the booking procedure.
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But to be honest, no one seems to completely understand this agreement and be able to explain it straightforward. I have been receiving conflicting information, such as: I was told at the beginning that I was welcome to add and cancel the booking time but without any mention of the price difference. Later on, I was told that I didn’t hold the authority to change any of the time. More, the format of the agreement is also very frustrating: I had to convert the list of all of the time logs (hour by hour throughout the year) to a calendar view by myself which takes a considerable time to do so. And there is no regularity of the time logs. (Please find the attached on the calendar I converted to)
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. D! i/ D) i9 bWhat made us most frustrated is that once I realized that these time were not booked even after sending out the new program dates and times to the gym booking department (my mistake of not bringing attention that there were new time that are needed to be added), I sent in the request of the additional time on Jan 18th and still no one had mentioned the price difference. I have been waiting for respond and was told that it was the EPS administration was the authority to approve such a request. Today (Jan 27th) with no time left. I reached out to XXX from EPS administration, and with her assistance, we now finally got to know what we are facing which is devastating to our program and everything that we have tried to accomplish.# i' A6 [! B) Y* m  Z

' t+ @7 @8 w' `# z# o6 k+ MGiven the situation we find ourselves in, and given the fact that this cooperation is new to both of us and we are not the sole party who contributed to this situation, we are pleading for mercy to give us the approval ASAP on the additional time we need to go ahead with our plan for open house and registration on Jan 28th . I have checked with XX School, and was told that these times are available according to their records. We are also willing to accommodate if any minor changes are needed. The most of the programs run until the end of March. We would like to meet with the Edmonton School Board and City of Edmonton to resolve the issues of change of time before we proceed any further.
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At last, thank you everyone who has helped us in handling this situation! Please keep lending your help to us and let me know what we can do to speed up this process!
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PS: I listed the requested additional time as below for your information
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-29 09:21 | 显示全部楼层
就凭这话,替三大爷罚你面壁三天1! }* A3 O3 P2 Y1 L2 M
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-10-29 07:03
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9 h9 s, D" ?3 p# w我对你三大爷存在语言障碍,第一是爱慕扫瑞, 第二是爱老湖油(谈恋爱说的出来,现在结婚多年,已经说不出来了)其实三块肉我都不常说。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-29 09:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
沃土啊,三思成长的沃土!介么可耐、坦诚的男银!作为三思的娘家人,我们对他这种诚诚恳恳谦虚自检不求有功但求无过的国际合作主义态度表示高度的赞赏!1 d1 S+ n1 |. V3 O# q. M
听雪安妮 发表于 2010-10-29 09:04

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8 }, b% w' f. z" A, ^8 p 其实我虽然态度不好,但是我真是为了他操碎了心。有时候我也担心我万一将来老年痴呆症了他报复我
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-10-29 09:25 | 显示全部楼层
!你不出来当个律师或议员啥的,维护老百姓们的利益,真是太可惜了,遗憾!
7 x$ _9 n2 n$ HSolina 发表于 2010-10-29 09:28
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我哪有那本事!我就盼着精打下次竞选成功,我能给他提包当小秘呢!
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