UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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8 }' D* ?. E1 {1 W% z' mLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

3 W! _( M1 _; W$ lIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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1 f- z3 y- ]6 GAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
4 F3 X* p  S5 H6 w% [7 lDesperate Housewife

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* {5 G" T2 S' l  l+ LReply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
% d2 H! L6 G/ ~; V* vBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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+ D. O3 S8 |$ _2 U! G( uTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

5 _" w  W; E& l: I+ E9 aBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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  \) h7 }, |" J; s+ p4 \4 E3 mLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
6 _2 @$ S& e# Q/ _1 yperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
IT Support