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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % m6 B3 e' E/ E# q( h
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F5 K9 @8 l2 s- V7 zA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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* n4 C) d3 E6 V1 E4 j Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 ~9 s9 G5 _2 [2 t
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ( t4 d+ X+ w7 E) G: m
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$ i9 [0 G- e5 W R' P! T, P# @7 ?2 b. n/ S She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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9 E) ]- v5 U- p- K He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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. z# ~2 J! U& V( ^0 U4 V Her and says,
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0 t8 i* m4 M( u4 d- R& F8 x; s 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to - ?8 b' i3 ?& T3 w- ~; t/ E# x+ Z; ~
2 g9 S* N/ x' n L1 \% ]4 C! Z Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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$ h \4 u& a, E- m) ` He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 D4 r2 B! k% _" ~- v/ t7 I
2 _1 s! N7 u8 d) G% J% U$ j- r Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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% D4 p' E7 {. Z 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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